Okay, I am not actually creating Tom Parker: Damaged, my friend is (alone). I just post his games as help to lead people to his site and to get him enough inspiration to create more awesome games.

Anyway, he tells me that he has successfully coded two achievements called Jerk and Thief.

How to get them:

Jerk - Kick 5 people
Thief - Successfully Rob Someone

I'll leave more info as he leaks them out to me.